Unfortunately, quality fake pee isn’t the cheapest things in the world. Most synthetic urine products retail for $30 and up, not including the hardware used to hide the stuff in the event of monitored pee tests. Three popular brands include:
1. Quick Fix Urine
Quick Fix Premixed Urine with urea is a popular product available through online ordering. In fact, Quick Fix is one of the oldest synthetic urine companies around.
The solution needs to be microwaved before use and kept warm with the provided heat pack. The temperature needs to remain between 90 and 100 F, which means that you’ll want to keep an eye on the temperature bar to make sure it doesn’t cool down.
2. Clear Choice Sub-Solution Powdered Urine Kit
Unlike QuickFix, Sub-Solution is a powdered urine that consumers need to mix up themselves. However, this trusted kit has a trick up its sleeve. It contains a chemical warming powder that heats up the sample in a matter of seconds.
This product also both looks and smells like real urine. When shaken, it creates a foam. Even better, it contains both uric acid and urea, two must-have components in a worthwhile synthetic urine. Overall, this product is perhaps one of the best synthetic urines on the market.
3. Xstream Synthetic Urine
Xstream Synthetic Urine is thought to smell and look like realistic human urine. This particular urine cannot be reheated and cooled multiple times. However, the solution is ready-made and simply needs to be heated.
This test contains uric acid, urea, creatine, is balanced for pH and specific gravity, and much more. Leg pouches are also sold separately for discrete transport of Xstream.
3 tools used with synthetic urine
When it comes to urine testing, people go to great lengths to not get caught. To capitalize on this, there are many bladder-like products to choose from to help customers not actually pee with the utmost discretion. Here are some of the top tools in the fake pee market:
1. The Whizzinator Touch
The Whizzinator Touch, advertised as “the cleanest way to get dirty”, is a realistic fake penis that warms synthetic urine. You hide this bad boy in your pants and then whip it out in times of need.
The phalluses come in a range of color tones, ranging from a peachy pink to inky black. It’s secured with two leg straps and quietly heats synthetic urine to the optimum body temperature.
Back in 2005, Minnesota Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was caught with a Whizzinator in his luggage at the airport. Once the fake penis was found, Smith was detained at the airport and eventually suspended for the entire 2005 season due to doping accusations.
Alternative Lifestyle Systems, the makers of the Whizzinator, have less expensive options for those who don’t want to invest in the full hardware. The Whizz Kit is a urine belt that contains heating pads and a tubing system, making for a simpler and discrete system overall. The Whizz Kit goes for $59.95.
2. Urine “Fetish Kits”
There are many different types urine belts available, many of which are sold at local smoke shops or sex stores. Simple urine belts are easier for women to wear and use.
While some may let their imaginations run wild with these plastic gadgets, many find this handy device useful for drug testing. Many of these devices come with their own fake pee mixture, though it’s possible to fill the bladder with a higher quality substitute.
3. Flasks
The simple flask and leg strap are two classic favorites. While not the most discrete, flasks can be tucked away in a leg band and accessed when consumers are in the privacy of a closed bathroom.
This is also an option that many people already have at home, reducing the equipment costs for the whole ordeal.
Should I dilute my urine?
Back in the day, dilution used to be an excellent way to alter a pee test. Unfortunately, today’s standards are a little harder to beat. Diluting urine can lead to an inconclusive sample, which may mean that you have to take your urine test again or risk not passing the first time around.
Further, modern technology is much more precise and able to detect traces of drugs in very small concentrations (though, many urine analysis today have cut-off points of 20 or 50 nanograms of THC metabolite per milliliter of liquid).
Abstaining and detoxifying before a test is the safest option all around. However, many urine-test veterans swear by the fake urine option. Though, this is still a risk and, when done incorrectly, the results can be quite disheartening. Urine tests are becoming increasingly more difficult to fool, making it necessary to stay up to date on current testing standards.
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